shadowofthelamp:

taejira:

bigjaeger:

a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress like grandmas because they are as old as a grandma, maybe even ten grandmas. they have a network system where they can call adult-looking vampires to help them get things, drive places, pretend to be parents so child-looking vampires can get into adult movies 

   

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earendil-was-a-mariner:

My milkshakes bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 

Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you

disneytasthic:

  • Favorite Male Character
  • Favorite Female Character
  • Least Favorite Character
  • Favorite Ship
  • Favorite Friendship
  • Favorite Quote
  • Worst Character Death (if any)
  • This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
  • Saddest Moment
  • Favorite Location

PLEASE PLEASE :)

That bridge has survived a nuclear war and 97 years of weather.
It won’t s u r v i v e me.

mickey milkovich + emotions
inspired by [x]

monstresvalse:

get to know me meme:

[4/5] tv shows: penny dreadful
"Your father loves you very much and would do anything to save you. But I love you in a different way. I love you enough to kill you."
Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you
Anonymous

hellotailor:

amydentata:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

That deescalated quickly

how could this epithet possibly have been used as an insult. this is tumblr. what was that anon thinking. 

“Then I realize what it is. It’s him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn to liquid. Or burst into flames.”

philcoulson:

"Edgar just wants to help, you know. Thinks the world of you.”

"He shouldn’t worship me the way he does. I’m not who he thinks I am."

The Princess and her Guardians [x]

petrichoriousparalian:

consulting-king-of-okay:

starlight-falls:

acciotardistohogwarts:

thegreatsporkwielder:

stanshawk:

eros-turannos:

tzikeh |  carolxdanvers:

ABC’s new show, Galavant, for those who can’t get past the region lock on Youtube

I… it… you….

If someone mixed The Princess Bride with Spamalot! and threw in some Blackadder and finished it off with a dash of Mel Brooks, you might get something like this?

Or not….

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i can’t stop smiling

EVERYONE WHO IS INVOLVED IN THIS SHOW IS ON DRUGS AND OMFG I WANT SOME TOO!

I’ve been singing, “I want to shoot him with a croooosssbooooow” ALL DAY. Words cannot express how excited I am for this show.

Do you guys even realize who’s doing all the music?!? It’s Alan Menken who does all the classic Disney songs wow this is flawless give me now

This makes me happy deep in my soul. :D

this is everything I didn’t know I was MISSING

I need this so badly.

youngblackandvegan:

sexual liberation comes not just from having sex

but from the decision to have your sexual experiences on your own terms

which can mean deciding to have sex with whomever and however many times you want

or deciding to have no sex

the empowerment comes from the decision and having that decision respected